There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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