U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize