is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Couch. On fire.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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