I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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