Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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