Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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