Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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