Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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