Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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