If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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