My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize