Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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