what if I'm pregnant?
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At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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