wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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