As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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