I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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