a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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