we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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