So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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