Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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