I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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