If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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