she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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