My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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