I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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