whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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