theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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