I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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