i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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