I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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