I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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