we have officially lost it.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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