Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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