how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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