eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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