AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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