ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
