dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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