I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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