Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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