apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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