Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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