My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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