I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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