It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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