I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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