i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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