You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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