hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
