But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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