That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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