after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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