Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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