So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
as a side note pls kill me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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