There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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