He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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